Rick's Rat

Rick's rat
Is big and fat.
He waddles when he walks.
His tummy sags,
His belly drags,
He chuckles when he talks.

Rick's vermin
(His name is Herman)
Is fond of ripe banana.
He eats 'em whole
Right outta the bowl
On toppa the piana.

Rick's pet
Is roamin' yet
Throughout the house and garden.
He takes long naps
And laughs at traps
And never begs your pardon.